ez68vet
09-04-2003, 09:03 PM
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the
> evening. They turned on a
> night light, turned on the answering machine,
> covered their pet parakeet and
> put the cat in the backyard.
>
> They phoned the local cab company and requested a
> taxi. The taxi arrived,
> and the couple opened the front door to leave their
> house. The cat they had
> put into the yard scoots back into the
> house.
>
> They don't want the cat shut in the house because it
> always tries to eat the
> bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
> husband goes inside to get the
> cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>
> The wife doesn't want the taxi driver to know the
> house will be empty. She
> explains that her husband will be out soon. "He's
> just going upstairs to say
> good-bye to my mother."
>
> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
> "Sorry I took so long,"
> he says, as they drive away.
>
> "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
> her with a coat hanger
> to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a
> blanket to keep her from
> scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ***
> downstairs and threw her
> out into the back yard!"
>
> The cabdriver hit a parked car...
:eek:
> evening. They turned on a
> night light, turned on the answering machine,
> covered their pet parakeet and
> put the cat in the backyard.
>
> They phoned the local cab company and requested a
> taxi. The taxi arrived,
> and the couple opened the front door to leave their
> house. The cat they had
> put into the yard scoots back into the
> house.
>
> They don't want the cat shut in the house because it
> always tries to eat the
> bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
> husband goes inside to get the
> cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>
> The wife doesn't want the taxi driver to know the
> house will be empty. She
> explains that her husband will be out soon. "He's
> just going upstairs to say
> good-bye to my mother."
>
> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
> "Sorry I took so long,"
> he says, as they drive away.
>
> "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
> her with a coat hanger
> to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a
> blanket to keep her from
> scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ***
> downstairs and threw her
> out into the back yard!"
>
> The cabdriver hit a parked car...
:eek: