Mother In Law

[ez68vet]

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law has a heart attack and dies.
They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home
but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy
Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here.
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
:cheers:
:banghead:

[fatherlarry]

:LOL: :lol: That's a great joke .;bt and it reminds me of a true situation in my wife's family.


My wife had a cousin who they called Fizz. They lived in Staten Island and his mother-in-law lived with them for many years, however, he and his mother-in-law really used to get into it.

One day she was going to Oregon to visit her other daughter, and Fizz overheard her talking to his wife. She said "I'm going to take out a heavy insurance policy this time for the trip, because of all the plane crashes lately". Well, Fizz ran into the room they were in, looked at them both, and said to his mother-in-law, "Oh sure, take your insurance policy out. With my luck you'll be the only survivor".

Now this isn't a joke, it's true.

[DavisZR1]

That's hysterical!!! Now I know why my mother-in-law is so against being creamated. She's got other plans.:lol: :rolllaugh