ITALIAN Mother Joke

[FinWolf]

Subject: ITALIAN MOTHER


Mrs Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives
with a female roommate Vikki...During the course of the meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was more between
Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I
are just roommates.

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. So he sat
down and wrote:

Dear Momma,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma which read:

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma.

Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your
Mother...especially if she is Italian!

[fatherlarry]

AMEN:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :nod: :nono: They have eyes in back of their heads.

[vincec5]

The back of my head still hurts from repeated hits to it at dinner time. :spin:

[DavisZR1]

:lol: :lol: :lol: I remember when I couldn't sell my car, and I was getting kind of frustrated, so my Italian momma was over my house. She said "Waz a matta with you? You no go in the cabinet and get the salt and throw it in the car?" I say "Momma, what are you talking about?" She hits me in back of my head and says "Stupida, lets a go by the car, and I sprinklea the salta in your car and you get a buyer". I said to myself "Madonne". But I did what she said. Well, the car sold in a week. You canta doubta Italian Mommas.:nod: :nod:

[ebonyvette]

My mother and father were trying to sell their house and it was on the market for almost two years. Finally, my mother told my father to go bury the Blessed Mother upside down in the back yard. Mom was right and the house sold shortly after. Then she told me to go dig her out of the ground before she got a headache. I try not to use this kind of logic when I'm at work. I guess only Italians will understand this one.:banghead: :banghead: :spin:

[FinWolf]

I have to say Italians have great history. I have and we all do have some great story's. some day I hope to meet you all and tell some.:wavey:

[FinWolf]

All your post about getting hit in the back of the head. How a bout the big wooden spoon. I use to get that all the time when my mom was cooking.:lol:

[DavisZR1]

Originally posted by FinWolf
All your post about getting hit in the back of the head. How a bout the big wooden spoon. I use to get that all the time when my mom was cooking.:lol:

That's because you wouldn't keep your fingers out of the gravy, or you kept banging into her with your little Corvette (first one).:lol:

[Y2KFRC]

good one Steve:luxhello:

[UtahZR1]

I grew up as a Mormon and I had to deal with three mothers!!!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[FinWolf]

Originally posted by UtahZR1
I grew up as a Mormon and I had to deal with three mothers!!!:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

UtahZR1

I guess this should be new thread but how hard is it to have 3 wifes one is enough to drive you nuts. but I guess the nights are great. :wiggle:

[johnnyvettes]

my late wife could not get a long with the people next store in the 3 flat so she come's home with 3 saints and made me dig a hole next to the 3 flat well with in 6 months 2 of the 3 appartments moved out the 3rd was the owner so i didn't think he would move don't mess with an italian mama :LOL: :LOL:

[FinWolf]

johnny going to fit right in with us all.:luxhello:

[johnnyvettes]

thanks i new i belonged some where . when my wife and i got our first new car my wife grand mother ran in to the house if you can call that running she comes out with the little red hand and she says to me in broken english put this in your machine so you don't get overlooked ! it has been in every new car i have ever owned and it hangs from my rearveiw mirror in my vette ! and thats were it will stay unless i get another , i lost my wife 41/2 years ago i miss here so much it hurts so bad ,she was 46 years yung and very health person didn't smoke or drink she cooked home made pizza for the kids and there boyfriends that night she went to sleep and never woke up ! go figure live life like it your last day because you never know sorry to go on but some times its good to get it off your shoulders thanks for listening

[FinWolf]

johnny sorry to here about your wife. My mom went the same way but she was in her 70es. She never could figure me out I hope she is looking down. I have some crazy party's at my house and she would always come over and she had a great time. But I know she could never get all the jokes. Sometimes that was the funny parts. She never drank booze but I always mad it look like she was drinking wine put a glass by her and say to every body. There she goes drinking again. She would say that not mine and we would all laugh. Then say that what all drunks say. :LOL:

[johnnyvettes]

:LOL: :LOL: THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS LIFE GOE'S ON ,MY MOTHER IS 88 YEARS OLD STILL COOKS EVERY DAY AND HAS A MARTINI WITH DINNER EVERY DAY SO DID MY FATHER HE LIVED TILL HE WAS 86 YEARS OLD HE WAS ALSO 20 YEARS OLDER THEN MY MOTHER HE WAS 56 WHEN I WAS BORN :spin: :guiness:

[fatherlarry]

Johnny,

When I was selling my Mustang, my mother came out and through salt in the car, and in my '69 Vette she through salt in it, when it was up for sale. She said that the salt helps sell the cars and brings you luck. I would rather she threw something other than salt, but you don't argue with an Italian mother. But, would you believe, that the day after she threw the salt in the Vette, the son of the owner of Progresso Foods, called me and came down, look at the Vette and left a deposit. Hey, I can't figure it out. These mom's have a connection with God personally. And, you know these mom's are getting fewer and fewer in the world. You know the ones' from the old school.

As far as your wife, I am very sorry to hear about it. I don't know how I would survive. I have been with my wife since we where twelve years old. Got married at 21, and we'll be married 32 yrs in Dec. I always tell her that" God gave you to me, because you are my angel from heaven". And, she is, she gave me three beautiful children, and she bought me a Z06 for our Anniversary :lol:.

I am glad that you found us here. Would like to meet you. Do you go to Carlisle? If you have more buddies like yourself, tell them to come and join the site.:wave:

[johnnyvettes]

thank you larry for your kind words . it's not easy life is not the same she left me with two beautiful daughters i had to go thru both there weddings alone very happy and sad occasions . i am lucky my younger daughter still lives with me and both of my son in laws are great . the one that lives with me is a car nut like me so we are very close .i all so have three fantastic nephews one ownes a 99 black coupe with a carol supercharger kit so we go to vette show all the time .my other nephew is single so we travel togeather been to maui twice we go to vegas once a year so thats cool so they make it easier for me . i am very lucky and blessed to have all the kids in my life . i will tell my nephew jimmy about this forum i am sure he wil join us :cheers: :cheers: i wontt be going to carlile this year maybe next i would realy love to see that great get togeather ===later johnnyvettes

[fatherlarry]

Johnnyvettes;bt