fatherlarry
06-10-2002, 09:38 PM
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but
it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long
Kesh Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his
predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that
garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up
the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was:
"Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do at this time
:rolllaugh
it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long
Kesh Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his
predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that
garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up
the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was:
"Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do at this time
:rolllaugh